pugs...and cat poop?

Well hello all and welcome to my crazy life!  This is my first entry and hopefully there are many more to come.  I felt like with my hubby always being gone, (he's a marine and gone all the time but I love the big nerd.  What can I say?)  I felt like I needed something for myself to keep me sane in all of these long spells without him.  


So after getting back from dropping a friend off at a airport, I got home and checked the house to make sure that spaz the pug (oh yes, her name suits her perfectly) hadn't used to bathroom in the house because in my insane made dash out the door this morning because as usual, I was running late, I didn't put her in her kennel.  After realizing that all was in order, I sat down on the couch to have some much needed computer time to catch up on reading some blogs when I start to smell this horrible stench.  I look around to make sure that I didn't miss a corner when I was checking on her potty status when she turns around and runs away from me. hmmm...something isn't right here.  


So there she is hiding in the corner with a piece of CAT POOP in her mouth!!!  OH MY GOD!  Who does that.  I gagged and almost lost it right there in the hallway.  I just don't understand what possesses her to do these things??  What could go on in her little pug brain that would think Oreo's poop would be a good snack.  I don't get her weird little fetishes.  She has a thing about the cat poop, LOVES chewing on my hair pins (I mean doesn't that hurt?) and is obsessed with dirty panties.  That's just weird.  She will  be sneaky and wait until I'm in the shower and take my panties out of the hamper and run away with them.  I was cleaning under my bed during the week, doing last minute cleanup before the hubby gets back from Afghanistan when I find a little panty cave that she has created under the bed.  Seriously! Who does that????  But I can't help but love that cute little smashed in face!  

She's my baby even if the hubby says she's ugly!